But it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you!
What?! Dude, where you getting that from?

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awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
3 Children. 

awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.

I have a wife, and 3 children

3 Children. 

(Source: soyunalbondiga, via without-youth)

mal-luck:

Possibly the best outtake in the universe. Ever. Of all time.

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Tags: mmmm

I wanted to leave quietly. It seemed dignified. But having Kevin grind up on my front while Erin pretends to hump me from behind is a more accurate tribute to my years here. I’m gonna miss these guys.

(Source: rosetylered, via dundermifflinscranton)